Annoying Things To Do At School

1 Type gibberish. When you hand it in, claim that your computer crashed while you were printing it, and you couldn't retrieve the original. [Possible eh?]

2 Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what you had to say. [Government calls for creativity right?]

3 Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces. [:D]

4 Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees caused by the massive amount of paper used in writing assignments. [I am a totally environmental friendly person..Freinds call me Green-Nuts]

5 Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that you were trying to get the feel for the period. [Greetings, Mdm Tan..Here is the assignment.]

6 Pwetend you have a speech impediment and awways type w's whenevew you weawwy want to type r's ow l's. [Who always did this in sms???]

7 Make a tape of you singing the contents of your paper, opera- style, and hand that in. [You might probably be denied of stage plays for the rest of your years in the school]

8 On the day the paper is due, skip into class, waving the paper and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, or until the prof throws you out. [Good to have some exercises..]

9 When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in. [Literally, I'm right here..]

10 Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over the professor's door. [Wheeeeee...!]

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