:: WARNING ::Unless you are being REALLY, and I mean REALLY, UBERBORED, bored to death..please point your lovely pointer at the top right hand corner of your screen now..Yes, that's right..Ready? On the count of 3 then..One..Two..Now don't move there! Stay still! Again..Now One..Two..Oh, I actually forgot to tell you what you're supposed to do on the count of Three. Right then, you're supposed to click. Now you know..Right now..Yet again..One..Two..Three! NOW CLICK!
If you have managed to skip the above instructions, you are positively, accurately..Most possibly, bored to death. In this case, you have chosen to read on..As I've seen. Now, I've already warned you. So the next time you see me, please do not either come running with a tissue, saying I bore you to tears, or trying to shoot me in my head because I have wasted your precious time..Or is it not? Since you are bored enough to have continued reading, how can your time still be precious at that moment? Anyway, if you do either one, I'll pretend I don't know you. I told you now.
Heartless, I hear you say? Now if you really think so, please DO NOT, I reapeat: DO NOT read on..Because the following story that I am about to share will be more heartless than what you thought I am.
A heartless story..Yes. Oh no. I am going to tell you about me. Mind changed! Why? Because this is my blog, you piece of wooden block.
I woke up this morning, looked into the mirror and say, "What a lovely afternoon!" Because I woke up after 12pm. Don't you get it? I lied. When I looked into the mirror, of course I saw myself for Merlin's sake. My reflection! I'd have said something like, "Oh my, you look lovely today!" Period. No arguments will be entertained.
Now on with my story yes. Because I haven't been out much, I am not out yet today either. So what was I doing before this? Watching the fishes swimming around in their tanks..Which had probably much make them say, "Why is this scary looking human staring at us like she's hungry?" Now before I go on, there's already a few mistakes alone in this sentence. Firstly; I am not
scary looking. Remember? I am lovely when I looked into the mirror this morning..And still am. Secondly; Actually this is not a mistake, but why would they say I looked hungry? Because I was thinking having grilled or fried fish for dinner this evening. Third, and lastly..Are you really a piece of wooden block? Because my dear readers, fishes don't TALK. Oh they sure can't. *shakes head sadly* I had expected my readers to be more clever! Though not as much as a genius like yours truly.
That is so much for my day till right now. Finally, I can get on with the story..And here it goes..It start's with this two perfect words:
The end.
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PS: Dear readers,
Please take into account that when the writer wrote this entry, she was being really, really, unbelievably bored and bored beyond words could have said. I apologised on her behalf if she had offended anyone..But I am sure she doesn't mean it. In any case she had warned you. If she is still around, she probably wouldn't have apologised, given what I known of her. Anyway, you must be wondering, up till this point, where our dear Potternuts is? Well if you're not, you
are the heartless mates! Trust her to have been telling me about all her nice little friends who always visit her blog! *grabs a piece of tissue and dabs her cheeks furiously* You don't care, do you? You nasty people. If I'd known I wouldn't have apologised!
-Kathleen
