Tomorrow will be my first day teaching some audio software to primary 4 kids. I have been kind of looking forward to it, but now I'm having butterflies! After some lessons, I will become the trainer, but tomorrow I will just start off as an assistant, going around the class and helping those who raises their hands. Holy smokes. What am I nervous about? Mischievous kids. Because Merlin's you know what I will say to make them listen?

"Goddamn it get your ass over here this second or I will --- you upside down left right center."

Or:

"Get your ass back to your chair this second or I will shove a balloon up your nose even though that's impossible."

Okay I think I will only be tempted to say that if they are the really, really disruptive kind. It's kind of weird. I like kids and want to play with them. But I don't know how to..haha

You heard me Merlin. Now help me. XD